… or a dummy.
Meet “Gertie”. She is my duct tape body double.
No, Gertie isn’t pregnant. Nor am I. But she does have a rounded belly much like her doppleganger.
I cringed when I saw the picture above, taken by my son at the butterfly garden. It is the same belly that is on Gertie. I could ignore the scale and the too tight clothes but it is very hard to ignore your real size when it is staring you in the face. There is no denying that I have eaten a few too many twinkies!
Anyway, I’m hoping to need a new Gertie in a few months… eek! diet! eek! I just ordered a new jogging stroller today so I can get mobile with my son.